guy:

come on babe i know u can go faster… im coming… IM COMING

*passes u and comes first place in mario kart*

(Source: guy, via janeteller)

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

(via janeteller)

rand0mniss:

Your shirt and pants are unnecessary take them off

(via letskissandcuddle-blog)